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sachimo:

high school more like sigh school


bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning




jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human


fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t


orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

the best is when a relative calls and u know ur mom is gonna be on the phone for at least an hour which means no one yelling at u to do stuff which means more time to waste ur existence on this dumb website which really doesnt matter bc in the end we’re all gonna die this post did not turn out the way i wanted it to


dieeemonds:

Same alex


When will my reflection show who I am inside


gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years


wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug



egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass