the only acceptable reason

I love how connected JK made her books.




In HBP, Snape is teaching and tells the class to turn to page 213, and read the first two paragraphs on the Cruciatus Curse. On a hunch I got up and pulled out my GoF book and turned to page 213. That is the page where Moody first tells the students about the Cruciatus Curse.

Freaky, Isnt it?

But also quite Brilliant.

They’re reading the series, in the series.



Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.


me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later


If only the young sensei was there to help me do the cursive section of psat

Mom: How was your PSAT
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: We must never visit the Grand Canyon
Mom: Wh-
Me: We can never see the way Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did...


PSAT: I used to yell at my kids until I trained some dolphins.


overview of psat

-tell us your full name so we can google you

-tell us your grades so we can judge you

-tell us your address (like we don’t already know)

-decide right here an now what you want to major in in college

-tell us your religion so we can knock on your door and convert you

-we will destroy you and your test

-improve the thing

-this kid measures his plants

-bet you didn’t know dolphins cant wear leashes

-calligraphy gets fuckin competitive

-potterheads go cry in a corner

My anaconda don’t want none unless you SEE the Grand Canyon
Garcia Lopez de Cardena to all the ignorant Bostonian tourists (via castielwinchesetr)

person: so what religion are you
me: hold on *looks at back of test booklet*

Someone calling a white person ‘wonder bread’ isn’t racist. It’s rude, but it’s not racist. Wonder bread as an offensive term has no weight, no meaning. It’s just something to push your buttons. Using the N-word is racist - it has meaning and weight and brings up a past that should’ve never happened. The comparison between rude and racist is like squares and rectangles - every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square. Every racist comment you hear is rude, but not every rude comment you hear is racist.
—from an in-class debate about white supremacy (via seehowtame)



The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him